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 steven8enz |
CHECK OUT MY PARODY
Sep 5 2007, 4:43 PM EDT Hey Aunt Jemima Whats it's like to be sticky? I'm addicted and obsessed and now you cause me so much pity Ya you do I'm really fat because of you I have big boobs Hey Aunt Jemima I'm so worried about my large tits Your always there when I get lonely I even spread you over my ritz Your so rude Did I mention I was a dude? With real big boobs CHORUS: Oh too many calories Oh stop selling it to me Oh too many calories Oh I can't touch my knees I can't touch my knees Hey Aunt Jemima My Eggos are getting hard But just relieve me girl And lemme pour you over my pop tart They will be good I'll have the Atkins diet goods I'm understood Hey aunt Jemima I've got so much stashed away now I don't even wanna open you Save my heart another day or maybe two Believe me auntie I'll learn to crawl The weight will fall CHORUS: Oh too many calories Oh stop selling it to me Oh too many calories Oh I can't touch my knees Down the hall seems pretty far But I can use my legs and arms I'd Crawl to you if I had to lose my weight All my friends make fun of me And I just laugh along because I know That one day I will see my knees Jemima I will resist you I really hope that it is true If not ill never ever see my wang And your to blame Hey Aunt Jemima I really don't miss you at all it's been two years and now I'm done with food That will make me look like Biggy Smalls And no it's not because of you I can eat whatever I want to Hey Aunt Jemima I love you But can's eat you CHORUS: Oh too many calories Oh stop selling it to me Oh too many calories Oh I can't touch my knees I can't touch my knees 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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RE: CHECK OUT MY PARODY
Dec 11 2007, 10:02 AM EST dam kid yo shit raw as fuk! were did yo wjite ass get all dat funny shit frum? j/k. lol. i cant find out how to make my own parody. shyte dat suks. lol. Do you find this valuable? |