Gonna scare you to death...
Uh oh, it's under your bed...
Yup, it's a monster who's comin for you...
So scared you can't eat or sleep...
Don't rest or finish your beef...
So scared you look in your pants and find poo...
and hiding never works
the monsters just smirk
cuz they got methods for makin' you scream
they gonna tear up yo head
they gonna rip you to shreds
those monsters are big, bad, and mean!

(And everybody said!)
Big monsters scare, the livin' crap outta me,
I'm so very scared, that i just about pee,
If they catch me I'm dead...
They might be under my bed...
some people are brave...
but NOT ME!

Don't Mention goblins or ghosts,
i fear both those things the most,
but monsters are just as bad...
They might eat me for lunch,
With a nice glass of punch,
oh good golly gosh, i'm so sad...

(And everybody said!)
Big monsters scare, the living crap out of me,
I'm so very scared, that i just about pee...
If they catch me I'm dead...
they might be under my bed...
some people are brave..
but NOT ME!

(and everybody said!)
Big monsters scare the lvinig crap out of me,
im so very scared, that i just about pee...
if they catch me im dead,
they might be under my bed,
some people are brave, but not me!